This week's newsletter is sponsored by... Dear Billy Bob, Here is your first weekly Temptation Newsletter! Don't forget to tune in to watch the show this Wednesday night at 9pm Pacific, only on FOX! If you want to be considered as a participant on Temptation Island 2, submit your name and phone number only to: ticasting@rocketsciencelabs.com.

Mandy: licked salted melon off some dude's nipple in Episode 4. But what we didn't show you is when she licked rutabaga off of his toenails. Too gross for TV. Kaya: kissed Megan on their final date. But what we didn't show you is when they both went skinny dipping under the full moon... and we mean FULL moon. Shannon: had a romantic tumble with Tom. But what you didn't see on the show is when she made Tom wear highheels and her hot pink thong bikini. This is a family show, folks. Taheed: was a good boy on his dates, but Ytossie got pissed at him anyway. Some women can't be reasoned with. That night, Ytossie finagled a dead salmon from the local docks and beat Taheed in the crotch with it.

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